Because, guys, not sure if you noticed, but Martha is funny AF.

The most random participant at Comedy Central's 2015 roast of Justin Bieber, she nonetheless delivered the most

Because, guys, not sure if you noticed, but Martha is funny AF.

The most random participant at Comedy Central's 2015 roast of Justin Bieber, she nonetheless delivered the most savage dunks. "Let's get to the reason I'm here tonight, which is to give Justin Bieber some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison," she joked referencing the five-month sentence she received after being convicted of conspiracy, obstruction of justice, and making false statements during an investigation of alleged insider trading in 2004. "I've been in lock-up, and you wouldn't last a week, so pay attention."

(For the record, not only did Martha last, she picked up a new talent, exiting that West Virginia federal prison in a handmade poncho that immediately went viral and gaining a whole new appreciative audience. Snoop is the first to remind everyone, "Martha Stewart snitched on NOT ONE soul during her trial. Baby girl kept it 10 toes down and ate that prison sentence by herself, like the true baddie she is.")